The Texas Rangers

Who is my favorite Texas Ranger you ask? This is a no brainer fellas, it has to be Ramon Vazquez!!!! He's 5'11" and 195 pounds of grade A Puerto Rican beef (I wonder if his mustasche is soft or prickly?) and is hitting .316 while not even playing every day!!!! Get with it Ron Washington!!!! And while you're at it get some pants that leave something to the imagination. Those size 28's you're sporting aren't doing you any favors.

P.S. Does anyone else out there wish the Rangers wore their blue tops more often? Boy do they make Josh Hamilton's beautiful blue eyes sparkle. :)